Translating obama’s Endorsement of Mrs Bill Clinton
Here’s the transcript of “Clown Princeobama‘s glowing endorsement of Mrs Bill Clinton as his party’s nominee for president:

For more than a year now, across thousands of miles and all 50 states, tens of millions of Americans have made their voices heard [several dozens of people took their seats in UNDERWHELMING NUMBERS at venues inwhich Mrs Bill Clinton  spoke skreeched]. Today, I just want to add mine. I want to congratulate Hillary Clinton on making history as the presumptive Democratic nominee for president of the United States [Mrs Bill Clinton has planned her coronation for the eight years I’ve been your ‘Clown Prince’.  She has made history in being the first 4-time murderer; to be the first serial killer; to be the first under federal criminal indictment to gain the socialist nomination.  I hate to ‘blow-my-own-horn’ but I usually do: I became the first US President in history to endorse a presidential candidate who is under federal criminal investigation by his own Justice Department, (FBI)!!]. Look, I know how hard this job can be. […which is zackly why I spent all that time on the golf course, all that time travelling around the world on my several ‘Apology Tours’] That’s why I know Hillary will be so good at it. In fact, I don’t think there’s ever been someone so qualified to hold this office [As I’ve proven time-and-again, this job takes a highly qualified LIAR, which Mrs Bill Clinton as proven herself to be]. She’s got the courage […to leave four, FOUR AMERICANS to die in a Lybian SHITHOLE after refusing their requests for assistance], the compassion […to insure that the Clinton Crime Family foundation donates NO LESS THAN TEN PERCENT to charities], and the heart to get the job done [..and let me add here, “the heart” to ride ‘Slick-Willie’s’ coattails as far as she has]. And I say that as someone who had to debate her more than 20 times. Even after our own hard-fought campaign, in a testament to her character she agreed to serve our country as secretary of state […which seemed like the perfect place to ‘park’ Mrs Bill Clinton.  I surely didn’t expect she’d start ‘murdering-the-hired-help!’]. From the decision we made in the situation room to get Bin Laden [after~of course~’they’ dragged my fuzzy-brown-ass in off the golf course, as evidenced by the War Room photo of the event], to our pursuit of diplomacy in capitals around the world [either during apology tours or “pay-for-play” scam development], I have seen her judgement […that I’ve seen as less-than-stellar, like these: 1) deleting 31,380 emails; 2) refusing to take a position on the Keystone XL pipeline; 3) blamed Benghazi attack on a video-knowing it was a LIE; 4) demanding huge speaking fees, knowing that it’d come back to “bite-her-in-the-ass;” 5) funneling untold millions-of-dollars through the Clinton Crime Family foundation in various international “pay-for-play” scams~usually involving weapons transfers, prepayments for influence in her POSSIBLE administration, 6) her verifiable LIE about that “sniperfire” incident in Bosnia], I’ve seen her toughness [we can all remember her handling of the “Bimbo-Eruptions” while enabling husband~’Slick-Willie’ to continue his dalliances, rapes, blow-jobs. And don’t forget her Tammy Wynett reference!], I’ve seen her commitment to our values up close [ …her commitment~matching mine~to the Alinsky’s “Rules for Radicals,” the Marxist principles I’ve adhered to]. I’ve seen her determination to give every American a fair shot at opportunity, no matter how tough the fight was [that “..fair shot…” thingie?  I misspoke. It shuda been “..severe screwing..”]. That’s what has always driven her. And it still does [Ha!!  There’s only two things that drive Mrs Bill Clinton… POWER AND MONEY!  She’s proven quite adept at the latter, not-so-much for the former]. So I want those of you who have been with me from the beginning of this incredible journey to be the first to know that I’m with her. I am fired up, and I cannot wait to get out there and campaign.

I also want to thank everybody who turned out to vote and who worked so hard for our candidates [please don’t think I’m thanking those who’ve supported ‘that Sanders guy.’  This Mrs Bill Clinton ‘coronation’ has been in the works for at least TEN YEARS, if not more and Sanders nearly wrecked all of her years of planning]. This has been a hard-fought race. I know some say these primaries have somehow left the Democratic party more divided. Well, they said that eight years ago as well. But just like eight years ago, there are millions of Americans, not just Democrats, who have cast their ballots for the very first time […and for the first time, new voters are hearing a more articulate candidate than all the bullshit the GOP, the RINOs have blathered on about in all previous campaigns, COMBINED]. And a lot of that is thanks to senator Bernie Sanders, who has run an incredible campaign. I had a great meeting with him this week […where I explained EXACTLY “where-the-bear-shit-in-the-buckwheat” as far as he was concerned], and I thanked him for shining a spotlight on issues like [the socio-facist, commie-lib generated] economic inequality and the outsized influence of money in our politics, and bringing young people into our process. Embracing that message [that it’s very difficult to defeat “Santa Claus”] is going to help us win in November. But more importantly, it will make the Democratic party stronger, and it will make America stronger. Secretary Clinton and Senator Sanders may have been rivals during this primary, but they’re both patriots who love this country [so long as the country continues to provide vast amounts of money for very little effort, much like myself~your “Clown Prince”]. They share a vision for the America that we all believe in, an America that is hopeful, an America that big-hearted, an America that is strong and fair and gives every child the same chance that we had [the vision of America as a part of the ‘one-world-government’ or at the very least, a member of MexAmeriCan~North America’s version of the EU]. Those are the values that unite us as Democrats. Those are the values that make America great […NOT to steal a phrase from Donald Trump, but I will!]. Those are the values that are going to be tested in this election. But if we all come together in common effort, I’m convinced we won’t just win in November, well build on the progress that we have made […like the first seven-year period in American history with less than 3% growth! …like vastly increased racial tensions, …like ninety-three MILLION out of the workforce, …like the lowest ‘labor participation rate’ since the ’70s, …like DOUBLING the national debt, …like shrinking the nation’s military to the level of near-ineffectiveness …need I go on?!?] and we will win a brighter future for this country that we love [IF becoming a ‘banana republic’ is considered “a brighter future!!”].

That’s all I got.
Til Nex’Time….
Justin Case
*One should read the transcript article.  It’s was written by a certain “dyed-in-the-wool” socio-fascist, commie lib!