Why Must They Do That?
Every time I watch MLB baseball, I see most batters adjusting their batting gloves after each-and-every pitch. Why? Haven’t they–since the inception of their semi-pro and professional careers–not figured out how to adjust them for the proper fit and tightness?
Every time I watch MLB baseball, I see nearly every player randomly adjusting his nuts. Why? Do they not know–barring castration–everything down there will be where they always were?
Every time I watch NFL football, I see players being “dancing goofs” after nearly each play. I see the offense ‘goofing’ after each successful run or pass play; I see the defense ‘goofing’ after each successful tackle, sack, interception. In each case, these players are celebrating for completing an action which they were contracted to perform–millions of bucks, I might add!
Is this not comparable to you–a factory worker–asking your boss for a raise for successfully completing your workday without screwing up too much product?!?
I’m jis askin’!!