A Patriotic Response to the “Clown Prince;” 07/06/2013

barackingham Palace,

District of Corruption,

July 4, 2013

We celebrated at the White House with a few hundred members of the military  and their families. And we took a moment amid the festivities to remember what  our Independence Day is all about – what happened 237 years ago, and what it  meant to the world.  On July 4th, 1776, a small band of patriots  declared that we were a people created equal – free to think and worship and  live as we please.  It was a declaration heard around the world – that we were  no longer colonists, we were Americans, and our destiny would not be determined  for us; it would be determined by us.  It was a bold and tremendously brave thing to do.  It was also nearly  unthinkable.  At that time, kings and princes and emperors ruled the world.  But  those patriots were certain that a better way was possible.  And to achieve it –  to win their freedom – they were willing to lay it all on the line.  Their  lives.  Their fortunes.  Their sacred honor.  They fought a revolution.  Few would have bet on our side to win.  But for  the first of many times to come, America proved the doubters wrong. 

See how I fooled the entire blogosphere?  They thought that ‘weekly address’ actually meant the same day each week.  They should know better than to believe me on anything, even something as simple and immaterial as these weekly blatherings from The Bilderberg Group!  

    This little history lessen was written for me by the research staff at The Bilderberg Group, for delivery on July 4th.  I certainly couldn’t–nor would I–know American history that well.  A little historical sidebar:  Has anyone realized that there’s a purpose in calling the national birthday “July 4th?”  We socio-fascists have just about eliminated “Independence Day” in the vernacular of American daily life.  Most school children today can not tell you when ‘Independence Day’ actually is; can not tell you even what ‘July 4th’ is famous for, with the possible exception of “FREE FIREWORKS!” 

    Please remember all you detractors:  We took time out during the Palace celebration to honor the brave young member of the Marine ‘Corpse’ for holding the umbrella over my huge ears during periods of inclement weather!!                                                        

And now, 237 years later, the United States – this improbable nation – is the  greatest in the world.  A land of liberty and opportunity.  A global defender of  peace and freedom.  A beacon of hope to people everywhere who cherish those  ideals.  Generations of Americans made our country what it is today – farmers and  teachers, engineers and laborers, entrepreneurs and elected leaders – people  from all walks of life, from all parts of the world, all pulling in the same  direction. 

If I didn’t know better–and usually I don’t–I’d say the aforementioned statement is a direct contradiction of the slogan both Comrade Warren of TheKennedyKingdom and myself used during our respective campaigns:

If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that.” 

Comrade Warren had the added benefit of being a self-proclaimed Cherokee of 1/128th blood, or some such nonsense!  As it turned out, neither of us needed any public help with our elections:  Comrade Warren won handily with her vast Cherokee blood while my victory will always be factually attributed to the illegal scams perpetrated by the IRS on hundreds of conservative-Tea Party organizations.  The scam prevented  said conservative organizations from raising funds and getting their message out!.  And, much like my birth records and educational transcripts, this will all be ‘swept under the rug’ and I’ll once more, get away with murder-quite similar to Benghazi!! 

And now we, the people, must make their task our own – to live up to the  words of that Declaration of Independence, and secure liberty and opportunity  for our own children, and for future generations.

I–your exalted ruler:Clown Princeobama–am the worst offender of the words and principles elucidated in the Declaration of Independence and I shan’t waste time and space illustrating all my infractions against practically every printed, historic document in the American history!  If–and we’re counting on it–right thinking conservatives can’t muster wins in the Congressional elections of 2014, and the Presidential election of 2016, America–by socio-fascist design–will be doomed for several-hundred years!!                            

I want to say a special word of thanks to the men and women of our military,  who have played such a vital role in the story of our nation.  You have defended  us at home and abroad.  And you have fought on our nation’s behalf to make the  world a better, safer place.  People in scattered corners of the world are  living in peace today, free to write their own futures, because of you.  We are  grateful for your service and your sacrifice, especially those still serving in  harm’s way and your families here at home.

I–again as your exalted ruler:Clown Princeobama–am the worst offender of realizing, expounding and promoting the dedication and bravery of our Marine Corpse as well as all other branches of military service.   While they may be “free to write their own futures” but–at my direction–definitely are not free to read books authored by Sean Hannity, Mark Levine or David Limbaugh!!  

Don’t believe me? (most don’t given my propensity for never having spoken the truth) check this reference (no, not birth certificates or transcripts!):

http://bit.ly/11mIvHq

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