A Patriotic Response to the “Clown Prince;” 06/22/2013

barackingham Palace,

District of Corruption

June 22, 2013

Right now, the United States Senate is debating a bipartisan, commonsense bill  that would be an important step toward fixing our broken immigration  system. 

It’s a bill that would continue to strengthen security at our borders, and  hold employers more accountable if they knowingly hire undocumented workers, so  they won’t have an unfair advantage over businesses that follow the law.

This Senate debate may be bipartisan–although I doubt it, given RINO Rubio‘s ever changing stance–but it’s anything but commonsense!

It’s a bill that would modernize the legal immigration system so that, as we  train American workers for the jobs of tomorrow, we’re also attracting the  highly skilled entrepreneurs and engineers who grow our economy for  everyone.

That “….attracting the highly skilled entrepreneurs and engineers….” thingie?  That’s not even being debated here!  My statement is more along the path of obfuscation rather than honest information!  It’s covered under the various work, educational and visitors’ visas. By the way:  that portion of the latest immigration law works quite nicely, thank you very much!

It’s a bill that would provide a pathway to earned citizenship for the 11  million individuals who are in this country illegally – a pathway that includes  passing a background check, learning English, paying taxes and a penalty, then  going to the back of the line behind everyone trying to come here legally.

You–the average, intelligent American Taxpayer, Voter–knows that all these conditions are just “penciled in!”  If this atrocity actually sees the light-of-day as law, how long will it be; how many MINUTES,  before “Chuckie-Cheese Schumer, The Putz of Park Avenue, finds a camera and microphone to declare that the several and various restrictions are and will be unconstitutional as well as unfair and must be repealed!!  The ‘over-under’ here is 5 MINUTES!!

And, a few days ago, a report from the Congressional Budget Office  definitively showed that this bipartisan, commonsense bill will help the middle  class grow our economy and shrink our deficits, by making sure that every worker  in America plays by the same set of rules and pays taxes like everyone else.

Even the most incompetent nincompoop in barackingham Palacewhich incidentally, is me-your exalted ruler–can see right through this CBO report.  How can more citizens who pay NET ZERO income tax help grow the economy?  Most immigrants abuse the Earned Income Credit by claiming umpteen ‘dependents’–usually still in Mexico–that legally are not their dependents!!

According to this independent report, reforming our immigration system would  reduce our deficits by almost a trillion dollars over the next two decades.  And  it will boost our economy by more than 5 percent, in part because of businesses  created, investments made, and technologies invented by immigrants. 

Does anyone believe this bullshit?!?  How can adding 11 Million “illegal Democrats” as “legal Democrats” going to enhance the Treasury balance, particularly–as I said–they pay NET ZERO in income taxes??

This comes on the heels of another report from the independent office that  monitors Social Security’s finances, which says that this immigration bill would  actually strengthen the long-term health and solvency of Social Security for  future generations.

This crap about enhancing Social Security is just that: Complete Bullshit!  The federal government–and especially your favorite socio-fascist, ME–will not change Social Security from the same interpretation that has allowed many “illegal Democrats” to collect the benefit as soon as their fuzzy brown asses are dry from crossing the Rio Grande River; jumping the 36.6-out-of-700 miles of fencing required to be build by a 1996, yes 1996 law!!  Collect Social Security without ever drawing a legitimate paycheck!!

Because with this bill, millions of additional people will start paying more  in taxes for things like Social Security and education.  That’ll make the  economy fairer for middle-class families. 

We both know that first sentence is complete bovine fecal matter!!  The second sentence encapsulates the entire dialogue:  Race and Class Warfare!!  Pit one race/class against the others, lett’um battle it out, pretend your guy wins!!

So that’s what comprehensive immigration reform looks like.  Stronger  enforcement.  A smarter legal immigration system.  A pathway to earned  citizenship.  A more vibrant, growing economy that’s fairer on the middle  class.  And a more stable fiscal future for our kids

If that’s what “comprehensive immigration reform” looks like, then maybe–just maybe–we shouldn’t be doing it “comprehensively!!” 

Now, the bill isn’t perfect.  It’s a compromise.  Nobody is going to get  everything they want – not Democrats, not Republicans, not me.  But it’s  consistent with the principles that I and others have laid out for commonsense  reform.  That’s why Republicans and Democrats, CEOs and labor leaders, are  saying that now is the time to pass this bill.  If you agree with us, reach out  to your Senators and Representatives.  Tell them that the time for excuses is  over; it’s time to fix our broken immigration system once and for all.  We can do this, because we are a nation of laws and a nation of immigrants; a  place enriched by the contributions of people from all over the world, and  stronger for it.  That’s been the story of America from the start.  Let’s keep  it going.

In conclusion–FINALLY–please note that I NEVER ONCE mentioned “security,” or “border security!”  That’s why this entire “illegal Democrat” fiasco is just that: commissioning future generation-upon-generation of democratic/obamacratic voters, forever shutting out the conservative values that made this country what it was BEFORE I WAS IMMACULATED and RE-IMMACULATED!!

    To be beneficial to America as a whole; beneficial to the 47% of Americans actually paying taxes, the border fencing/barriers must be completed prior to any “illegal Democrat” reform.  The conservatives’ chant of “No Fence, No Deal” covers the problem quite well!!  [That’s what I might say if I actually governed for the benefit of ALL THE CITIZENS, not just my legacy!!]

    Now, a little sidebar (Ya just can’t shut me up, once I get started!!):  This upcoming obamacRAT generated kerfuffle on student loan interest rates is intended to be just what it is…. a political football!!  We obamacRATics need these ‘footballs’ to denigrate the republicRATics at each election cycle.  Kinda cleaver, ain’t it?!?

To see the aforementioned republicRATic solution-Go Here!

To see which Regime Minister bailed on me-Go Here!