A Patriotic Response to the “Clown Prince;” 06/01/2013

barackingham Palace,

District of Corruption

June 1, 2013

Over the past four and a half years, we’ve been fighting our way back from an  economic crisis and punishing recession that cost millions of Americans their  jobs, their homes, and the sense of security they’d worked so hard to  build. 

And thanks to the grit and determination of the American people, our  businesses have now created nearly 7 million new jobs over the past 38  months.

These jobs ‘creations’ do not begin to replace the nearly ten-million jobs that were lost due to my incompetence!!  Daily I prove there’s no substitute for experience and specific education to the task at hand!

An auto industry that was flatlining is once again the heartbeat of  American manufacturing – with Americans buying more cars than we have in five  years.

Remember, many of these auto sales are various TAXPAYER FINANCED electric/hybrid cars that the obama Regime pays those public ‘stupes’ to buy.

Within the next few months, we’re projected to begin producing more  of our own crude oil at home than we buy from other countries – the first time  that’s happened in 16 years.

This will be in spite of my efforts to completely choke off ANY American oil and gas production.  As you can see by the graph above, that evil President George W. Bush issued 50% more drilling permits than The Bilderberg Group has allowed me to issue!

Deficits that were growing for years are now shrinking at the  fastest rate in decades.  The rise of health care costs is slowing, too.

Whew-E-E-E!  Lies, more lies ‘n’ fuckin’ lies!!  If you believe that ‘deficits’ bullshit, there’s a federal SWAMP in Arizona ya might be interested in!!

This is a direct reference:

Would you call California’s 64% to 146% rise in health care costs under obamaKare, S-L-O-W-I-N-G?!?

And a housing market that was in tatters is showing new signs of  real strength.  Sales are rising.  Foreclosures are declining.  Construction is  expanding.  And home prices that are rising at the fastest rate in nearly seven  years are helping a lot of families breathe a lot easier.

The housing industry is in such great shape, I’ve appointed that crooked North Carolina congressman, Mel Watt to head the FHFAThe FHFA is the organization that oversees Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, among others.  To his benefit, ‘Mel-the-Crook’ helped in targeting low-income families with sub-prime mortgages!!

Now we need to do more. 

This week, my administration announced that we’re extending a  program to help more responsible families modify their mortgages so they can  stay in their homes. 

But to keep our housing market and our economy growing, Congress  needs to step up and do its part.  Members of Congress will be coming back next  week for an important month of work.  We’ve got to keep this progress going  until middle-class families start regaining that sense of security.  And we  can’t let partisan politics get in the way.

Congress should pass a law giving every responsible homeowner the  chance to save about $3,000 a year on their mortgage by refinancing at  historically low interest rates

Here’s where the aforementioned “f**kin’ lies…” comes in:  We’ve tried all this before.  That being said, I still advocate doing the same thing over and over while we expect a different result:  The Bilderberg Group and the obama Regime prove time and again that we’re all idiots!!  The best thing to do for the low-income, the low-information voters is to allow market forces to work.  If ya ain’t got the money, ya don’t become a homeowner, simple as that!!

Congress should put more Americans to work rebuilding our crumbling  roads and bridges, like the one that collapsed last week in Washington state.   We’d all be safer, and the unemployment rate would fall faster.

I’m such a dumb phuk!! I continue–time after time–to convince you that my lies are truthful statements!!  It’s gittin’ tougher and tougher!!  The bridge collapse in Washington State was a “wide load” incident and as such, had the required permits issued by the state dep’t of transportation.  Thus–at the moment the load hit the bridge support–the truck was legal as far as the driver and the company were concerned.  Incompetent government workers and incompetent politicians–much like myself–were the cause of the bridge collapse, NOT age or decay!!

And Congress should fix our broken immigration system by passing  commonsense reform that continues to strengthen our borders; holds employers  accountable; provides a pathway to earned citizenship; and also modernizes our  legal immigration system so that we’re reuniting families and attracting the  highly-skilled entrepreneurs and engineers who will help our economy grow.

For the sake of the future of the country, keep RINO McCain and RINO Rubio away from ANYTHING “immigration,” legal or illegal!!   Remember the conservative saying:  If “Chuckie-CheeseSchumer is smiling, the American Taxpayer’s about to take a screwin’!!” A couple of points:

1.  If border security isn’t foremost, this bill is all for naught!

2.  How can adding thousands and millions to the welfareRAT rolls help our economy grow?!?

So there are a lot of reasons to feel optimistic about where we’re  headed as a country – especially after all we’ve fought through together.  We’ve  just got to keep going.  Because we’ve got more good jobs to create.  We’ve got  more kids to educate.  We’ve got more doors of opportunity to open for anyone  who’s willing to work hard enough to walk through those doors.

After the communists spent the last fifty years liberalizing (read: destroying) the public educational system, there’s nothing socially redeeming left!  Nothing that remotely relates to the facts, the truth, the conservative foundings are still being taught in public schools today!! 

Check this shit out:  A teacher in the Chicago ‘burbs was suspended for teaching students about the Fifth Amendment, involving an invasive questionnaire.  We can only go up from here; the federal Department of Education needs to be eliminated; unfunded; unstaffed!!                       

And if we work together, I’m as confident as I’ve ever been that  we’ll get to where we need to be.

…..and if both The Bilderberg Group and I have our way, that will be nothing moe than another third-world rathole; another banana republic!  Enjoy your weekend if you have any left.  I’m aware that while I’m golfing and Michelle Antoinette‘s EATING, others are forced into additional part-time jobs to make ends meet!

Wait until this happens:

                  

…..and it don’t matter what’cher income level is, that $250,000 I quoted-IT DON’T MEAN SHIT; I’m gonna tax “the shit out’ta ya!!”

NOTE:  Many thanks to “Right Wing Art” for some of the illustrations; others I just ‘found’ on the interweb!!

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