A Patriotic Response to the “Clown Prince;” 05/18/2013

barackingham Palace,

District of Corruption

May 18, 2013

[Just for the fun of it, I thought I’d change the format and see how it works, looks.  Bare Bear with me and let me know wha’cha think, K? {Remember, the red text is the “Clown Prince’s” original blatherings.}]

    Over the past few months, I’ve laid out a series of commonsense ideas to  reignite the true engine of our economic growth: a rising, thriving middle  class.  The way I see it, there are three areas where we need to focus.  

One: making America a magnet for good jobs. 

[The best way to do that is to lower MY federal corporate tax rate which is the highest on the planet!!]

Two: making sure our workers have  the education and skills they need to do those jobs.

[Stop promoting a formal college education for all.  Most would be more successful, happier with a trade-school education with MINIMAL OR NO DEBT] 

And three: making sure  your hard work leads to a decent living.

[Our evil U.S. Constitution only ensures an equal OPPORTUNITY, not an equal OUTCOME!!  Personal drive, determination and can-do attitude will succeed over government handouts!]

I’ve also been visiting cities across the country that are doing  some interesting and creative things along these lines. 

[In this period of continuing obamaDepression, it’s more than just wasteful for me to wander “hither-thither” across the country at a cost of $180,000 per hour just for transportation.  One of my trips for less than $3 Million is a true rarity!!  The foremost benefit to me–personally–is that while I’m in “campaign mode” wandering the countryside, I’m never seen as actually governing, cuz I’m never in the District of Corruption!] 

On Friday, I stopped by a factory in Baltimore that’s creating good  jobs here at home by exporting digging equipment abroad. I read with young kids in a pre-K program, where kids are getting a  head start learning the skills they’ll need to succeed in life. 

[Wanna real laugh?  Go to the Education Department’s website and check the statistics, IF YOU CAN FIND THEM:  HeadStart, going all the way back to the LBJ era, has been a dismal, funds wasting FAILURE!!!  Right from the start, the program has been little more than a federal baby-sitting service.]

And I stopped by a program that’s helping folks in tough  circumstances – especially low-income dads – get the training and guidance they  need to find work and support their families. That’s why I like getting out of the Washington echo chamber  whenever I can – because too often, our politics aren’t focused on the same  things you are.  Working hard.  Supporting your family and your community.   Making sure your kids have every chance in life.

[Yes, we must create more bureaucracy to provide all the training every person should have gotten from home, growing up, but most never have.  This bureaucracy syphons off money that could have been spent more wisely, while providing MY SUPPORTERS less-than-fulfilling employment.  Again, I get out of “the Washington echo chamber” so I’m rarely ever associated with all the mounting scandals this Bilderberg Regime is involved in!]

    More than anything, the American people make me optimistic about  where we’re headed as a nation.  Especially after all we’ve been through the  past several years.  And that should encourage us to work even harder on the  issues that matter to you. In a little over three years, our businesses have created more than  6.5 million new jobs. 

[Where we’re headed as a nation–if I’m allowed to continue–is to the socio-fascist country Saul Alinsky envisioned while acting as my mentor.  What you’re seeing now is what I learned reading Alinsky’s socialist blatherings!  Those 6.5 million jobs?  They don’t go quite far enough to cover the 12 million jobs my socialist policies have cost the country.]

 And while our unemployment rate is still too high, it’s  the lowest it’s been since 2008. 

[If you think this unemployment rate is too high, check the U-6 rate which is over 13%!!  Better yet, check some of the economic writings on the interweb and you’ll find a rate that considers the extreme drop in labor participation!  That rate is in the 25% neighborhood!!]

But now we need to create even more good,  middle-class jobs, and we need to do it faster. Corporate profits have skyrocketed to all-time highs.  But now we  need to get middle-class wages and incomes rising too. Our housing market is healing.  But we still need to help a lot more  families stay in their homes, or refinance to take advantage of historically low  rates. And our deficits are shrinking at the fastest rate in decades.  But  now we need to budget in a smarter way that doesn’t hurt middle-class families  or harm critical investments in our future. 

[1.  I–me, your royal ruler–let Jeff Immelt and his General Electric corp among others, move–or keep— profits overseas so he and they don’t have to pay taxes on it while I ‘hammer’ every conservative company on the planet for not paying MORE taxes!!

2.  A sure way NOT to have rising personal incomes is to raise the national minimum wage.

3.  Don’t believe that “….housing market is healing….” bullshit!  If it actually is, it won’t be for long: I’ve nominated Mel Watt, obamacRATic from North Carolina.  Rep Watt is one of the most racist individuals to ever be elected to federal office.  His complete lack of ethics knows no bounds.  As his peers note, Rep Watt won’t meet even minimal qualifications!

4.  Any ‘positive financials’ that are being noted, are little more than ‘financial hocus-pokus’ and have nothing to relate to reality; we’re borrowing money from China at an ever increasing rate, so how-the-hell can deficits be going down?!?]

    So in a lot of sectors, things are looking up.  The American auto  industry is thriving.

[But never fear:  The American Taxpayer WILL NEVER BE MADE ‘WHOLE’ with the money I bought the United Auto Workers with (the auto bailouts).  The GM stock would have to reach $55.00 per share for that to happen; so far, the federal holding of GM stock is worth about HALF of the tax money invested in it.]

  American energy is booming. 

[If there is an energy boom, it sure as hell ain’t because of any federal actions.  We’ve withheld as many drilling permits as we can; we’ve all but destroyed any possibility of a Keystone XL pipeline project. We continue to waste good money in ‘alternative energy sources’ while continuing our dependence on imports of muslim oil which indirectly supports and funds muslim terrorism.] 

And American ingenuity in  our tech sector has the potential to change the way we do almost  everything. In the coming weeks, I’m going to visit more cities like Baltimore,  and Austin, Texas – where I was two weeks ago; places where Americans are coming  together to strengthen their own communities and economies – and in the process,  making this country better for all of us. 

[….continuing to waste YOUR tax money–of the ‘minority’ of you who actually pay taxes–travelling ‘willy-nilly’ around the country so I don’t have to stay in the District of Corruption actually dealing with the problems, the scandals I produced, promoted, approved!!]

And I’m going to keep trying to work with both parties in Washington  to make progress on your priorities.  Because I know that if we come together  around creating more jobs, educating more of our kids, and building new ladders  of opportunity for everyone who’s willing to climb them – we’ll all prosper,  together.

[As usual, I’ll work with both parties so long as I have a 100% winning record. Remember my motto:  “It’s my way-or the hiway!”]

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