barackingham PalaceSouth,

Mexico City, Mx

May 4, 2013

    Today, I’m speaking to you from the road – a trip to Mexico and Costa Rica.  I’m here because Latin America represents an incredible opportunity for the  United States, especially when it comes to my top priority as President:  creating good, middle-class jobs.  On Friday, we learned that our businesses created another 176,000 jobs last  month.  That’s 2.2 million new jobs over the past year, and 6.8 million new jobs  over the past 38 months.  But as I’ve said before, I won’t be satisfied until everyone who wants a job  can find one. So I’m going to keep doing everything I can and going everywhere I  need to go to help our businesses create jobs.  Now, one of the best ways to grow our economy is to sell more goods and  services Made in America to the rest of the world.  That includes our neighbors  to the south.  Right now, over 40 percent of our exports go to the Americas.  And those  exports are growing faster than our trade with the rest of the world.  That’s  why I visited Latin America this week – to work with leaders to deepen our  economic ties and expand trade between our nations.

[What I’m not telling you: Hey Y’all!!  As you can see I’m still out here spending your money like I was actually worthy; like I actually earned the $10-12 Million this “lil’ fiasco” will easily cost.  The trip is to placate the relatives of those The Bilderberg Group allows to become Mexican Criminals by crossing our southern border without appropriate ‘paperwork!’  This–and 99% of those I take–trip will get me out of the Grand Duchy where I will appear to not be connected to anything happening in Washington, either politically or socially!!

    Will the point ever come that the low-class, uninformed obama voting Americans stop believing all my bullshit about jobs and the creation thereof?!?  Remember, I’ve been promoting “jobs” since my days of excoriating that evil President George W. Bush!  Sadly–for those not a member of my ‘welfareRAT’ society–that “laser-like focus” I promised; that never really materialized!  Sure we’ve recently seen the U-3 (socially acceptable; politically expedient) unemployment rate dropped to 7.5%.  Does anyone realize this rate is higher than ANYTIME IN THE BUSH-43 ADMINISTRATION?!?  What you should know, but will probably never find out is:  when the unemployment rate considers all those dropped out of the work force; the vast millions of jobs lost–just do not exist anymore–during my regime; et al, the true unemployment rate would be 23.2-23.7%!!  Those rates are reminiscent of the FDR democratic ‘Great Depression.’]

    In Mexico, I also talked about immigration reform, because that’s an  important issue that affects both our countries.  The truth is, right now, our border with Mexico is more secure than it’s been  in years.  We’ve put more boots on that border than at any time in our history,  and illegal crossings are down by nearly 80 percent from their peak in 2000.   But we’ve got more to do – not just to secure the border but to fix an  immigration system that is badly broken. In recent weeks, we’ve seen a commonsense immigration reform bill introduced  in the Senate.  This bill is a compromise, which means that nobody got  everything they wanted – including me.  But it’s largely consistent with the  principles I’ve laid out from the beginning.  It would continue to strengthen security at our borders and hold employers  more accountable if they knowingly hire undocumented workers. It would provide a pathway to earned citizenship for the 11 million  individuals who are already in this country illegally.  And it would modernize our legal immigration system so that we’re able to  reunite families and attract the highly-skilled entrepreneurs and engineers who  will help create good paying jobs and grow our economy. These are all commonsense steps that the majority of Americans support.  So  there’s no reason that immigration reform can’t become a reality this year. In the meantime, I’ll keep working with our neighbors on our common security  and our common prosperity.  Millions of Americans earn a living right now  because of the trade between our nations.  And after this week, I’m as confident  as ever that we can build on our shared heritage and values to open more markets  for American businesses and create more jobs for American workers.

[What I’m not telling you: Currently, America’s southern border is as porous as it’s ever been in the past century (WelfareRATs: that’s 100 years).  Not only have we rarely ever made motions to PARTIALLY secure the border, we advertise the vast welfare benefits for those Mexican (Costa Rican, Ecuadorian, Brazilian, Nicaraguan, et al) Criminals who venture–as criminals–across our southern border, to live a life of luxury and leisure, at the expense of the American taxpayer; whom they inturn vilify! 

    I’m visiting our friends, neighbors and traditionally obamacRATic  Criminal voters, to thank them for baffling the republicRATics with my winning a second term!!  With all the non-sensical issues I’ve championed in the past coupla years, the obamacRATics will need all the Criminal ‘Mexican’ votes they can garner.  The objective is to take back the House of Representatives to make the last two years of my reign a true dictatorship, much more control than I–and The Bilderberg Group–currently have!!]