A Patriotic Response to the “Clown Prince;” 02/16/2013

barackingham Palace,

District of Corruption

February 16, 2013

    This week, I’ve been traveling across the country – from North Carolina to  Georgia to here at Hyde Park Academy in my hometown of Chicago – talking with  folks about the important task I laid out in my State of the Union Address:  reigniting the true engine of America’s economic growth – a rising, thriving  middle class. Every day, we should ask ourselves three questions:  How do we bring  good jobs to America?  How do we equip people with the skills those jobs  require?  And how do we make sure your hard work leads to a decent living?  I believe all that starts by making America a magnet for new jobs  and manufacturing.  After shedding jobs for more than 10 years, our  manufacturers have added about 500,000 jobs over the past three.  What we need  to do now is simple.  We need to accelerate that trend.  We need to launch  manufacturing hubs across the country that will transform hard-hit regions into  global centers of high-tech jobs and manufacturing.  We need to make our tax  code more competitive, ending tax breaks for companies that ship jobs overseas,  and rewarding companies that create jobs here at home.  And we need to invest in  the research and technology that will allow us to harness more of our own energy  and put more people back to work repairing our crumbling roads and bridges.

     These steps will help our businesses expand and create new jobs.   But we also need to provide every American with the skills and training they  need to fill those jobs.  Let’s start in the earliest years by offering  high-quality preschool to every child in America, because we know kids in these  programs do better throughout their lives.  Let’s redesign our high schools so  that our students graduate with skills that employers are looking for right  now.  And because taxpayers can’t continue to subsidize the soaring cost of  higher education, I’ve called on Congress to take affordability and value into  account when determining which colleges receive certain types of federal  aid.  So those are steps we can take today to help bring good jobs to  America and equip our people with the skills those jobs require.  And that  brings us to the third question – how do we make sure hard work leads to a  decent living?  No one in America should work full-time and raise their children in  poverty.  So let’s raise the minimum wage so that it’s a wage you can live on.   And it’s time to harness the talents and ingenuity of hardworking immigrants by  finally passing comprehensive immigration reform – securing our borders,  establishing a responsible path to earned citizenship, and attracting the  highly-skilled entrepreneurs and engineers that will help create jobs.

[What I’m not telling you: Good morning, subjects.  I’ve had some difficulty in formulating the truthful segment of these Saturday blather opportunities.  In the past I’ve found it fairly easy to lie to the American public about secondary issues but today’s important issues…. that’s another problem, all-together!  When the aformentioned “secondaries” are combined with today’s “primaries,” pretty-soon you’re talking political topics of a communist; politics of a socio-fascist nature! 

    When one researches the qualities necessary for a leader–at any level–to perform at a level necessary to accomplish the most of the agenda for the most of the population, I fail to contain the most important quality necessary.  That of openness-to-experience!  Many–in the conservative realm–have paraphrased my leadership style as:

“My way or the highway!”

Now does that phrase indicate an openness to new experiences; an openness to another’s ideas; an openness to another’s suggestions? 

Not no, but hell, no!!

    The bulk of the aforementioned job losses have occurred in the past four- years, coincidently, my first four-years’ rule!  A varifiable given, the same as the lie I spread about the tax breaks of moving businesses and jobs overseas.  That’s pure, unadulterated BULLSHIT!!  Another example of the “Clinton Axiom” of telling a lie often enough to the widest possible audience and eventually it’ll be the truth!!  “Slick-Willie” used it for his entire political and post-political career with great results.  Now it’s my turn! Will I be able to use the axiom no matter how ‘bullshit-ish‘ my statements may be?!?  We shall see what we shall see. 

My first statement:

“….traveling across the country – from North Carolina to  Georgia to here at Hyde Park Academy in my hometown of Chicago – talking….”

What you–the ‘educated-voter’ segment of the populus–should take away from that is:

I–your exalted ruler–travel at great expense to the national treasury, through ever-growing bastions of low-knowledge voters, spewing lies and half-truths to those who have no idea of the truth or even how to find the actual facts!  Why would any employer even consider using the City of Chicago as a hub of tech jobs and manufacturing?!?  Chicago’s unemployment rate is 10.0% while the city scored over 500 murders; now that’s a climate I’d bring workers and businesses into!!  Most “native Chicagoans” won’t work, they’re conditioned to lay around on their dead-asses while “father-obamaprovides ALL!!

     Although the United States has declined into a nation of rewards, there’s ‘the-other-side-of-the-coin‘: that of a logical, conservative tax code that will freely produce more revenue to the treasury rather than ever-increasing tax rates that drive the income-producers underground rather than pay the confiscatory tax rates!!  We–of the socio-fascist ‘ruling class‘–aren’t too fond of a fair tax code.  We favor ‘rewards’ that we can jerk away from the various recipients ‘at the drop of a hat!’  Over the past, devastating four-years, we’ve tried all that investment crap…. IT DIDN’T WORK; at least in the non-petro areas that I and The Bilderberg Group favor!!  We’ve “INVESTED” almost one-trillion-bucks in continually-failing solar, wind, thermal power generation schemes.  They’ll NEVER work until they’re financially, economically competitive with petroleum products!  We-the socio-fasccists will continue to push them, while providing the necessary economic drag on oil exploration, extraction, production and transportation which will make all other power forms more economically viable.

      How stupid do I–your exalted ruler–think the American people are?!?  Let me count the ways:

Even though my regime continually advances the national debt and deficit, many low-information Americans believe I’ve actually cut both;

Even though my regime has advanced the national debt equal to ALL PREVIOUS PRESIDENTS COMBINED, many low-information Americans believe that I ‘inherited’ it from that evil President George W. Bush;

Even though Mitt Romney is held in high esteem by his church, his church members, his business associates-worldwide, Stephanie Cutter has the majority of low-information voters convinced that Mr Romney has no concern for pets; that Mr Romney will and did allow a man’s wife to die of cancer for lack of insurance; that Mr Romney has–on many occasions–financially gutted businesses of all sizes and then either closed them down or moved them overseas for the non-existent tax credit!!]

    These steps will help grow our economy and rebuild a rising,  thriving middle class.  And we can do it while shrinking our deficits.  We don’t  have to choose between the two – we just have to make smart choices.  Over the last few years, both parties have worked together to reduce  the deficit by more than $2.5 trillion – which puts us more than halfway towards  the goal of $4 trillion in deficit reduction that economists say we need to  stabilize our finances.  Now we need to finish the job.  But I disagree with Republicans who think we should do that by  making even bigger cuts to things like education and job training; Medicare and  Social Security benefits.  That would force our senior citizens and working  families to bear the burden of deficit reduction while the wealthiest are asked  to do nothing more.  That won’t work.  We can’t just cut our way to  prosperity. 

    Instead, I’ve proposed a balanced approach; one that makes  responsible reforms to bring down the cost of health care and saves hundreds of  billions of dollars by getting rid of tax loopholes and deductions for the  well-off and well-connected.  And we should finally pursue bipartisan,  comprehensive tax reform that encourages job creation and helps bring down the  deficit.  So we know what we need to do.  All the steps I’ve mentioned are  commonsense.  And, together, they will help us grow our economy and strengthen  our middle class.  In the coming weeks and months, our work won’t be easy, and we won’t  agree on everything.  But America only moves forward when we do so together – when we accept certain obligations to one another and to future generations.   That’s the American story.  And that is how we will write the next great chapter – together.

[What I’m not telling you: I realize that most of you think I’m the dumbest human on the planet…. and I very-well may be but all this bullshit isn’t my fault!  Remember The Bilderberg Group?!? Well, I’m finding out that everyone, that every group has a handler above them.  The Bilderberg Group–so I thought–controlled my every move, my every decision; not so!  They have their controllers as well; that being The Bank for International Settlements (BIS; check here and here for their history).  The American intellectuals thought my controllers were The Bilderberg Group when said group is actually a side-group, parallel with The Federal Reserve.  The Federal Reserve is thought to be controlled by several rich families, family banks… again, not so!! The Federal Reserve as well as the vast majority of the world’s “national-federal banks” are actually controlled by BIS and by this control, a greater grasp of my nut-sack than Michelle Antoinette did on our last presidential visit to “The View!”

“Want me to say something stupid? Just squeeze!”

There’s really not much more to say.  Whatever the public hears from barackingham Palace really originates  at The Bank for International Settlements, then through Bilderberg Castle then on to my the palace!

In conclusion:  The United States will only be rid of rulers like me and those socio-fascists before me when–and if–the European-in-control decide that’s what’s necessary on the North American continent!!]


As you very well may note, writing the truth where it concerns “Clown Prince” obama is not as easy as it may appear!  While early-on, each week’s text is fairly easy to respond to; to research the lies and the basis of each.  Toward the end of each segment, I kinda fall down with discouragement; feeling like there should something someone could do to rectify the destructive situation-that of national economic; that of national morals; that of national morale onwhich obama has embarked!