A Patriotic Response To The “Clown Prince;” 07/14/2012

barackingham Palace,

District of Corruption

July 14, 2012

    Over the past couple weeks I’ve been talking with folks across the country about how we’re going to rebuild an economy where if you work hard, you and your family can get ahead.  And right now, there’s a big debate going on in Washington over two fundamentally different paths we can take as a country to do that.

One path – pushed by Republicans in Congress and their nominee for President – says that the best way to create prosperity is to let it trickle down from the top. They believe that if we spend trillions more on tax cuts for the wealthy, it’ll somehow create jobs – even if we have to pay for it by gutting education and training and by raising middle-class taxes. I think they’re wrong. We already tried it that way for most of the last decade, and it didn’t work. We’re still paying for trillions of dollars in tax cuts that benefitted the wealthiest Americans more than anyone else; tax cuts that didn’t lead to the rise in wages and middle class jobs that we were promised; and that helped take us from record surpluses to record deficits. The last thing we need right now is more top-down economics. What we need are policies that will grow and strengthen the middle class; that will help create jobs, make education and training more affordable, and encourage businesses to start up and stay right here in the United States.

[What I’m not telling you: To open this week’s blather event, I’d like to commend Ms Stephanie CutterMs Cutter has proven a far more prolific liar than even I, your exalted ruler!!   Ms Cutter‘s the one who dreamed up and brought to the fore, these lies implicating Governor Romney in some shady doings with regard to the governor’s employment at Bain Capital and some SEC filings that weren’t necessary–he wasn’t employed by Bain Capital at the time in question. I intend to see that the obama Re-immaculation Campaign Finance Committee rewards her handsomely–under the table of course, we don’t want her to pay out 60% of it in federal, state and local taxes–for her efforts in this obfuscation.  When I asked the “Dirt-and-Mud” Committee to come up with something–anything–on my opponent that would ‘stick-to-the-wall,’ Ms Cutter came through like the Marxist socialist I know her to be!  So congratulations to her; when you see her in the ‘hollered-halls’ here at barackingham Palace, be sure to express your thanks as well!! 

    Now that I’ve covered the only highlight of the week, on to the more dismal aspects of this re-immaculation effort.  Because The Bilderberg Group has absolutely nothing positive on which to run this re-immaculation campaign, we’re attacking the evils of republicanism: like an evil lower unemployment rate, like an evil lower inflation rate, like evil higher jobs creation numbers, like evil higher GDP rates.  The ‘king-on-high’ of republicanism is President Ronald “Ronaldus-Magnus” Reagan.  Let’s have a look at the net results of his ‘trickle-down’ economics The Bilderbergers continue to insist I vilify at every turn:

Unemployment rates-at the end of the Jimmuh Cahtah era: 7.5%, as compared to President Reagan‘s eighth-year result of 5.4%, (your exalted ruler: from 10.4% all the way down to 8.2%!!) and 

Inflation rates-at the end of the Jimmuh Cahtah era: 12.5%, as compared to President Reagan‘s 4.4% (your exalted ruler: 2011 inflation rate of 8%!!),and 

GDP (Gross Domestic Product) rates-To his credit Jimmuh Cahtah raised the GDP a full 30% during his disasterous four-year reign.  President Reaganduring his eight-year administration–essentially DOUBLED the GDP, from $2.76 Trillion (January, 1981) to $5.06 Trillion (January, 1989); (your exalted ruler: 2012Q1 GDP grew at a ‘less-than-dismal- 2.2%!!). These factoids make The Bilderberg Group‘s campaign efforts–if not a mega-disaster–truly an uphill battle.  How can the Bilderbergers compare me (a former union picnic organizer) with Jimmuh Cahtah (a small business owner; a degreed Naval Academy graduate working with submarine nuclear propulsion technology) or–Heaven forbid–“Ronaldus-Magnus” (a successful businessman, a successful governor, a degree in economics and sociology, AND a successful president) ?!?] 

    Soon, we’ll face a choice between these two different approaches. On January 1st, taxes are set to go up for tens of millions of Americans. I think that would be a huge financial hit for middle-class families. That’s why I’ve cut middle-class taxes every year that I’ve been President – by $3,600 for the typical family. And that’s why, this week, I called on Congress to immediately stop the January 1st tax hike from hitting any American on the first $250,000 of their income. Under my plan, 98% of American families won’t see their income taxes go up at all. But the other 2% of Americans will have to pay a little more in taxes on anything they make over $250,000. In other words, the wealthiest few Americans will go back to the income tax rates they were paying under Bill Clinton. And if you remember, that was when our economy created nearly 23 million new jobs, the biggest budget surplus in history, and millionaires were doing pretty well. The folks in Congress and on the campaign trail who oppose this plan warn that it would somehow hurt small businesses and job creators. Well, they’re completely ignoring the facts.

[What I’m not telling you: I think The Bilderberg Group is wrong!  Rather than continue to use my blatant lies as well as those of the Stephanie Cutter ilk, we should do and say anything that will start the economy, the jobs creation numbers as well as the continued dificit spending down each’s correct path to get re-immaculated!! And then–once I’m re-immaculatedThe Bilderberg Group can lay out a plan for my obama Regime II to continue my first term economic and societal destruction but in a grander, more forceful manner!! 

Blatant Lie #1I DID NOT CUT TAXES each year of my reign; I merely extended those evil President George W. Bush tax rates!

Blantant Lie #2:  Those family incomes above about $145,000 will see significant tax increases!

Blantant Lie #3:  My tax plans will have disasterous affect on the overall economy.  With the smiall business owners subjected to vastly greater confiscatory tax rates there will be no industrial, manufacturing or general commercial growth. Those confiscatory tax rates are sure to increase unemployment to levels not seen since the Roosevelt Depression!

Blatant Lie #4:  The 2% that I’ll tax into oblivion account for 53% of all small business profits!  The same 2% account for 54% of all jobs created on a month-by-month basis!

Blatant Lie #5: $250,000 in annual income=millionaire status!]
    Under my plan, 97% of small business owners would avoid getting hit with any income tax hike whatsoever. In fact, I’ve cut taxes for small businesses eighteen times since I’ve been President. And just this week, I ordered a series of new steps to help our small businesses grow and hire. The only place we disagree is whether we keep giving tax cuts to the wealthiest 2% of Americans. Republicans in Washington want more of those tax cuts. With the deficit we have, I don’t think we can afford them.

But even if we disagree on the tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans, we all agree that no American should pay more taxes on the first $250,000 of their income. So let’s at least agree to do what we all agree on. That’s what compromise is all about. Let’s not hold the vast majority of Americans and our entire economy hostage while we debate the merits of another tax cut for the wealthy. Let’s skip the unnecessary drama, the needless delays and all the partisan posturing and let’s just do the right thing for the people who sent us here to serve. And I’m going to keep fighting to make sure we rebuild an economy that rewards work, grows the middle class, and gives new opportunity to those trying to earn their way into the middle class.

[What I’m not telling you:  In conclusion: You, me, The Bilderberg Group, the national pamphleteers, the conservative pundits, the Marxist pundits can all discuss the merits and detriments of my economic, societal, domestic, foreign, defense–et al–policies til we’re “blue-in-the-face!”  Our Marxist dialog as well as The Bilderberg Group‘s Marxist plans and strategies, are hard-pressed to compete with the impressive results compiled by the “Ronaldus-Magnus” eight-year ‘Reign of Prosperity!!’]