A Patriotic Response To The “Clown Prince;” 05/12/2012

barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption
May 12, 2012

    We all know the past few years have been difficult for this country. After the worst recession of our lifetimes, it will take longer than any of us would like for the economy to fully recover. But there are plenty of steps we can take to speed up the recovery. There are things we can do – right now – to help create jobs and restore some of the financial security that so many families have lost.  Now, the other side isn’t so optimistic. They think all we can do is cut taxes – especially for the wealthiest Americans – and go back to letting banks and corporations write their own rules again. That’s their plan.  But I think they’re wrong. We tried their ideas for nearly a decade, and it didn’t work out so well. We can’t go back to the same policies that got us into this mess. We’ve got to move forward. We need to build an economy where hard work and responsibility are rewarded – where you can find a good job, own your own home, maybe start a businesses, and give your kids the chance to do even better.  That’s where we need to go. And I’ve been pushing Congress to help us get there by passing a few common-sense policies that would make a difference. Democrats and Republicans have already done some important work together – from passing tax cuts for workers, to opening up new markets for American products, to reforming our patent system. But now we need to do more.  That’s why we made Congress a handy “To-Do” list – just like the kind I get from Michelle. It’s short, but each of the ideas on this list will help create jobs and build a stronger economy right now.
[What I’m not telling you: Much like President Roosevelt‘s actions during the Roosevelt Depression which exacerbated the timing and affects of said disasterous economy, I–your exalted ruler–have conducted myself in much the same manner.  Everything I–your exalted ruler–have done, am doing or have proposed, exacerbates the current, on-going owe-bamaGeddon!
    The American economy is huge, the largest on the planet!!  As such, it will not be easily turned around.  Certainly not as easily as I–your exalted ruler–turned it toward socio-fascism, almost beginning the day of my immaculation.  As history illustrates, the wisest, best way for an economic turnaround was proven by that ‘economic God,’  “Ronaldus-Magnus” after he reclaimed the American economy from the other socio-fascist, ‘Jimmuh Cahtah!’  President Reagan initiated tax rate reductions across-the-board, instituting a previously unheard-of, fifty-two continuous months of economic growth
    The public, the American voter must remember that–from the point of my immaculation until that 2010 “Tea PartyMovement victory in the House, I–your exalted ruler–commanded the ‘unholy triumvirate’ of me in “barackingham Palace;” an owe-bamacRATic House; an owe-bamacRATic Senate.  That’s two-years-less-17-days, inwhich I–your exalted ruler— the Bilderbergers and George Soros very well could have been the ‘agents-for-good.’  So, what actually happened you ask:  well, I–your exalted ruler–was forced into ‘rule by executive order’ practically right-out-of-the-box because the speed of my proposed socio-fascist-ication of America was so distasteful to the American legislator!!   While the Congress colluded to cram-down owe-bamaKare upon the American populus; they were unable to do much else, even tho’ the owe-bamacRATics controlled the-mechanizations-of-the-legislative-process!!  As a matter-of-fact, the last approved federal budget was submitted by that evil President George W. Bush!!  That’s three years of running the largest–and growing quickly, thank-you-very-much–federal government in the free-world WITHOUT A BUDGET!!
    I–your exalted ruler–must admit, the owe-bamacRATics and the republicRATics HAVE worked together to cut income taxes on middle-class workers, but it was all sleight-of-hand!!  What the American taxpayer may not have realized–they failed to be alert for a federal scam–the Congress and I–your exalted ruler–colluded to add taxes and fees in nearly every other area.  This equaled ‘a wash‘ for the taxpayer!! 
Having trouble paying your taxes now? Wait ’til owe-bamaKare’s fully implemented!!]    First, Congress should stop giving tax breaks to companies that ship jobs overseas, and use that money to cover moving expenses for companies that bring jobs back to America.
[What I’m not telling you: Where are these people that program my teleprompter?!?  Do they understand the Bilderberg Group’s marxist philosophies?!?  If the programmers did, they’d have written in my catch-phrase: ‘subsidies for big oil!!’  Instead we get the–less effective–phrase ‘tax breaks to companies that ship jobs overseas.’  How can I continue to build on the ‘class-warfare’ portion of my re-immaculation platform without more devisive rhetoric?!?  The aforementioned tax breaks as well as those evil “subsidies to big oil” are approved tax deductions written into the IRS Tax Code!  Were they not approved by majorities of both houses of Congress, they’d not be included!!  The voter blocks I hope to attract with meaningless rhetoric, actually believes all this bullshit I–your exalted ruler–spread around, nationwide!!  The tax policies of the United States are solely responsible for the migration of companies off-shore:  We now have the highest corporate tax rate in the world!!  Even higher when coupled with tax assessments at the state level!  To hell with ‘moving expenses!!’  The companies got overseas on their own-let ’em get back on their own!!]
    Second, Congress should help the millions of Americans who have worked hard and made their mortgage payments on time refinance their mortgages at lower rates and save at least $3,000 a year.
[What I’m not telling you: “Helping millions of Americans” is the very policy that got the country into this mess in the first place!  A far better solution is to promote; to re-institute ‘American exceptionalism.’  The very concept that took those revolutionary upstarts,the American Colonies to the most prosperous; the most free; the most entrepreneurial country in the world, the United States of America!!  The country–if it is to survive as the world’s most successful representative republic–must return to a system based on a free market economy with everyone more willing to work than to sit on their collective ‘dead asses’ suckling from the government tit.  If not, their only recourse may be renunciation of U.S. citizenship as an economic benefit.  Until I–your exalted ruler–was immaculated, few immigrated FROM the United States.  So far–since my immaculation–American citizenship renunciation is at an all-time high: 
2008–235 renunciations,
2009–743 renunciations,
2010–1,485 renunciations,
2011–1,781 renunciations!
The reader should note that 2009 saw a nearly-tripling from the evil Bush-43 Era; 2010 saw a doubling from the previous year, 2011 saw the highest total in history!!
   Apparently the Bilderberg-Soros socio-fascist policies I–your exalted ruler–promote and enforce are not resonating well with those evil millionaires and billionaires.  Eduardo Severin, Facebook Co-founder, has renounced his citizenship just this year to become a citizen of Singapore.  Will the Bilderberg-Soros alliance realize that eventually more-and-more millionaires and billionaires will consider conducting business from overseas locations, thus avoiding the confiscatory tax schemes of the United States?!?  Said ‘alliance’ is quite short-sighted and that short-sightedness is entirely focused on a one-world economy; a one-world government that —in the end–will confiscate ALL wealth anyway!!  
     While the Bilderberg-Soros policies include the complete and immediate destruction of the American national economy, there’s no provision to accomplish this in a slower, more rational, less financially painful method.  The country’s conservative pundits believe that I–your exalted ruler–am an incompetent nincompoop, with emphasis on the ‘poop!’  Oh, contraire!! I–your exalted ruler–am instituting the anti-American, anti-free market policies of said alliance with full agreement as to the end result.]
    Third, Congress should help small business owners by giving them a tax break for hiring more workers and paying them higher wages. Small businesses are the engine of economic growth in this country. We shouldn’t be holding them back – we should be making it easier for them to succeed.
[What I’m not telling you:  The entire IRS Tax Code must be revamped with an eye toward actual fairness in favor of taxpayers at all levels, as individuals as well as businesses.  The tax code is written with thousands of ‘special interest tax benefits’ and as such, is unworkable as an equitable finance instrument.  Small business are the engine that drives jobs creation in the United States.  Taxing them out of existance is not the recommended method for increased revenues to the Treasury.  The opposite is necessary!  A MAXIMUM corporate tax rate of 15%; a MAXIMUM individual tax rateacross the board–of 10%, would see an exponential growth in revenues to the Treasury.  Returning to the free-market model is the only way to move America’s middle-, lower- and no- class families and individuals away from the serfdom they’re incarcerated in by  the owe-bama Regime!!]
    Fourth, if Congress fails to act soon, clean energy companies will see their taxes go up and could be forced to lay off employees. These companies are putting Americans to work and helping break our dependence on foreign oil. Congress should extend these tax credits.
[What I’m not telling you:  Time and again, I–your exalted ruler–have for self-serving purposes, funneled billions of dollars into ‘clean’ energy.  Almost always this funnelling has been at the expense of proven conventional energy sources and reserves.  What the American public doesn’t know or won’t admit, is these ‘clean’ energy payments have been–not for the benefit of said public–as political rewards, payoffs for support of, and donations to, my immaculation and re-immaculation efforts.  ‘Clean’ energy as an industry must to be forced to ‘stand-on-it’s-own-two-feet’ to live or die on it’s own viability, on it’s own profitability.  No more taxpayer monies to ‘clean’ energy, even to placate the environmentalists!
    The American dependence on foreign energy has been greatly exacerbated by the Environmental Protection Agency as an unelected governmental arm making rules, formulating policy with the goal of strangling the Americal oil industry!!  American energy independence is an achievable goal.  It requires the dissolution or at least castration of the EPA.  With said stranglehold mitigated, the oil industry is free to explore, produce, transport, refine and market American energy; for the immediate and on-going profit, benefit of the American consumer, the American taxpayer.]    And finally, Congress should help our veterans returning from Iraq and Afghanistan by creating a Veterans Job Corps. Our men and women in uniform have served this country with honor. Now it’s our turn to serve them.
[What I’m not telling you:  One can carp about the American policies in both Iraq and Afghanistan from both sides.  The returning veterans need the availability of an educational ‘GI Bill’ which is already in place and has been since the returning veterans of the Second World War.  The last thing they need is federal assistance which will and does, evolve into federal INTERFERENCE!  Get the hell out’ta the way and let the veteran succeed in the classroom as he and she have done on battlefields, worldwide, for decades.  As has been proven with the disasterous results of the federal ‘takeover’ of the student loan industry, there IS NOT a program in existance that the federal government can administer better than the appropriate private agency!!]
    So that’s Congress’s “To-Do” List. But now we need them to start crossing things off. I need you to call your Members of Congress, write an email, tweet, and let them know we can’t afford to wait any longer to get things done. Tell them now is the time to take steps we know will grow our economy and create jobs.  You’re working harder. You’re meeting your responsibilities. Your representatives in Washington should do the same. Let’s push Congress to do the right thing. Let’s keep moving this country forward together.

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