A Patriotic Response To The “Clown Prince;” 05/05/2012
barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption
May 5, 2012
    This week, I traveled to Afghanistan—to thank our troops serving far from home, and to sign an historic agreement that will help us complete our mission and end the war.  As Commander-in-Chief, nothing is more humbling or inspiring than the chance to spend some time with our troops. At Bagram Air Base, I visited with some of our outstanding men and women in uniform. I thanked them for their extraordinary service. And I let them know that America honors their sacrifice.  Because of their bravery and dedication, the tide of war has turned in Afghanistan. We have broken the Taliban’s momentum. We’ve built strong Afghan Security Forces. We have devastated al Qaeda’s leadership. And one year ago, our troops launched the operation that killed Osama bin Laden. The goal that I set – to defeat al Qaeda, and deny it a chance to rebuild – is within reach.  Because of the progress we have made, I was able to sign an historic agreement between the United States and Afghanistan that defines a new kind of relationship between our countries – a future in which Afghans are responsible for the security of their nation, and we build an equal partnership between two sovereign states; a future in which the war ends, and a new chapter begins.
[What I’m not telling you: This week I traveled to Afghanistan to attempt to regain the notoriety I achieved by my claim of killing obama….er Osama.  That ‘achievement’ will be the cornerstone of my re-immaculation campaign.  To that end, I hope to sway the opinions of the American military men and women.  This segment traditionally vote republicRATic which would explain why those obamacRATic-leaning vote counters tend to ‘lose, misplace, forget about’ the military’s absentee ballots.
    The real reason President Karzai–he and I are ‘buds’ so I just call himHam‘–Ham and I signed this agreement is to keep the ‘American hand’ in the muslim workings of the volitile areas of Afghanistan, Pakistan and the other miscreant countries controlled by the muslim ‘iron-fist!’  This agreement will allow me to increase troop levels at any provocation such as the Afghans’ failure of acceptance of Sharia Law; things like that.]
    The enormous sacrifices of our men and women in uniform are not over. But many of our troops are already coming home. Last year, we removed 10,000 U.S. troops from Afghanistan. Another 23,000 will leave by the end of the summer. As our coalition agreed, by the end of 2014, the Afghans will be fully responsible for the security of their country.  And this is as it should be. Because after more than a decade of war, it is time to focus on nation building here at home.  As a new greatest generation returns from overseas, we must ask ourselves, what kind of country will they come back to? Will it be a country where a shrinking number of Americans do really well while a growing number barely get by? Or will it be a country where everyone gets a fair shot, everyone does their fair share, and everyone plays by the same set of rules – a country with opportunity worthy of the troops who protect us?  America has answered this question before. My grandfather, a veteran of Patton’s Army, got the chance to go to college on the GI Bill. My grandmother, who worked on a bomber assembly line, was part of a workforce that turned out the best products on Earth. They contributed to a story of success that every American had the chance to share in, the basic American promise that if you work hard, you could do well enough to raise a family, own a home, send your kids to college, and put a little away for retirement.
[What I’m not telling you:  So…. by the end of this summer, I’ll have approximately 23,000 members of the world’s finest fighting forces at my disposal.  Can anybody spell “L-I-B-Y-A?!?  I’m sure there’s a war I can start somewhere in the world; there’s always more muslim uprisings to support, SOMEWHERE!!  
  There’s really no miscreants to parade out on the stage as I normally do, so I’ll just bring up my grandparents who made it possible for me not to do a dam’ thing in my early life; my early adulthood.  My grandfather became a government worker, eligible for the traditional highly inflated pensions and related post-retirement benefits.  My grandmother became one of the ONE-PERCENTERS, a Bank of Hawaii vice-president in 1970 until her retirement in 1986.  All those health-care issues she faced in her last days: PURE BULLSHIT!!  She had the Bank of Hawaii’s “golden-parachute” of cash payments and health benefits provided to their retiring–and retired–executives!!
    These returning war veterans…. they don’t have an option.  They’re forced to return to the United States for either retirement, discharge or re-assignment.  Many of them won’t recognize the country I have reformed, directed toward socio-fascism!!  There’s no actual need for me to blather on about the educational benefits I WILL PROVIDE for the returning troops; they’ve been in force since the post-Viet Nam era!!  There’s nothing the Congress will let me do, either for or against their benefits.  Said benefits are federal law; part of the individual inductee’s enlistment contract!! 
    OK, folks:  Here’s the kicker; the bold-faced lie for this week: 
“….the basic American promise that if you work hard, you could do well enough to raise a family, own a home, send your kids to college, and put a little away for college.”
As evidenced by “The Life of Julia” on my re-immaculation page: 
http://www.barackobama.com/life-of-julia   
said statement is ludicrous on it’s face!!  The goal of the “Bilderberg-guided” owe-bama Regime is to control every facet of American life; birth-to-death!!  The more benefits we provide, the less incentive the recipient has to work; to form an individual opinion; to oppose the federal government; to vote for anything or anyone who doesn’t continue the availability of the government ‘tit!!’ 
    At the referenced URL you’ll note that the federal government ‘doesn’t give-a-shit‘ about the birth–or birthing–of said “Julia” in keeping with the government’s support of abortion-on-demand; her hypothetical life begins at three!!  You should also note that per said URL, life ends–sofar as the government’s concerned–at age 67!!!  That’s where owe-bamaKare’s “Death Panels” kick in.  
    The ‘Bilderbergers‘ are concerned that large portions of my previous voter base are abandoning owe-bamacRATism; owe-bamanomics!!  To that end, they’re having me concentrate on college students.  I’ll be visiting campi in both Ohio and Virginia later today.  In Virginia you can expect to see anti- owe-bama posters and billboards: 

and this one:

{to get your copies: http://www.wrva.com/ ….keyword: Lee Brothers.  Also, don’t forget http://www.fubowear.com/ }
All this brings to mind the quote attributed to our third president, Thomas Jefferson {1777-1781}:
“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.” 
Keep that in mind when you vote in November!!]
    Keeping that promise alive is the defining issue of our time. But it means making responsible choices.  I don’t think we should prioritize things like more tax cuts for millionaires while cutting the kinds of investments that built a strong middle class.  That’s why I’ve called on Congress to take the money we’re no longer spending at war, use half of it to pay down our debt, and use the other half to rebuild America.  Because we’ve got more jobs to create. More students to educate. More clean energy to generate. More entrepreneurs with the next great idea, just looking for their shot at success. We’ve got to invest in things like education and medical research. We’ve got to build newer, faster transportation and communication networks. And we’ve got to secure the care and benefits our veterans have earned, so that we serve them as well as they have served us.  Every time I have the privilege of meeting with our troops, I’m struck by their courage, their commitment, their selflessness, and their teamwork. They have something to teach us. Recovering from the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression is a work in progress – but if we follow their example, then I have no doubt we will preserve the promise of this country, protect the freedoms we cherish, and leave for our children an America that’s built to last.
[What I’m not telling you:  More of the blatant lies I’m famous for: 
“….tax cuts for millionaires….” 
The tax benefits that are enjoyed by us all, are written into the IRS Tax Code, composed and passed into law by the United States Congress; both houses; both parties!!  The millionaires among us are doing nothing more–or less–than the average TAX PAYING American:  using the tax code as written to benefit their individual–and/or corporate–circumstance.  I’m using my fabricated version of the tax code to create and continue the class-warfare plank of my re-immaculation platform!! 
    Rather than go into all my failings, e.g., green energy, jobs creation, federal takeover of the student-loan programs, unnecessary high-speed transportation, pandering to various groups of my subjects–currently veteran and active duty military–et al, I’m sure you can peruse this blog for my sub-conscious, more-or-less honest recitations!]

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